LOL Philadelphia Eagles History

The Philadelphia Eagles are Philly's team, which means everyone hates them. Even their fans hate them.

The shitposters know the Eagles for their Youtube messiah: EatDatPussy445, one of the most legendary Youtubers to walk the Earth, well when his channel isn't suspended anyway.

1999-2012: Full Reid

 * Andy Reid (who is nowadays a coaching and cheeseburger fan legend) was hired in 1999
 * The 1999 season was obviously a rebuilding year
 * In Game 5, the Eagles were playing the Cowboys at home, where Micheal Irvin suffered his career ending injury. The fans of Philly stood up and cheered for this, even TV commentators couldn't hold back on their disgust.
 * Reid would finally get the Eagles to the Superbowl in 2005 against none other than New England, losing by 3 points.
 * The Superbowl loss triggered a downward spiral for the following season
 * Terrell Owens was pissed off at management for not increasing any pay.
 * Before the first game even started against the Falcons, Jeremiah Trotter got in an altercation with Kevin Mathis, the Eagles would lose this game.
 * McNabb also suffered an injury early on in the season.
 * Terrell Owens officially made 100 touchdown catches that Novemeber, but nobody apparently acknowledged it. He went on a tirade (and apparently fought his own teammates) that resulted in his suspension for the rest of the season.
 * The Eagles would not win a single game against their divisional rivals, as opposed to going undefeated against them all last year and missing the playoffs with a 6-10 record.
 * Terrell Owens was released following the shit show, who would he sign with? None other than the Cowboys!
 * 2006 was a little better.
 * The Eagles lost to the Giants in Game 2 due to a personal foul from Trent Cole that tied the game up, only for New York to win in OT.
 * McNabb got hurt again Week 11 against Tennessee, putting him out for the season, again.
 * Philly then worked some blood magic and won the division (how the hell?)
 * After beating the Giants, the Eagles had to face New Orleans, a false start from Scott Young on 4th down they were going for crushed any chances of winning that game.
 * Following the acquistion of Vince Young, he hyped the Eagles calling them "The Dream Team", well that Dream Team went 8-8 in 2012
 * Reed was finally fired after the season ended, this can't really be called an LOL moment since the Eagles won the Super Bowl before he did with the Chiefs.

2018-Present: The Hangover

 * The big win was followed with what can be described as a mass hangover.
 * The 2018 season proved the arrogance.
 * There was still the issue with Carson Wentz not being 100% so Foles had to be starter the first few games, he did ok, but showed that he was pretty much a situation QB.
 * Even more injuries came, but with the NFC East being weak as fuck the Eagles made it to the playoffs, they lost to the Saints.
 * 2019 is pretty much the same as above but replace the Saints with the Seahawks.
 * The Eagles continued to trip and fall into the 2020 season.
 * Start off by losing to The Washington Football Team.
 * Follow it up with another loss to the Rams then tied with the Bungles.
 * Because of the pandemic there was of course no crowd, but Philly was sure to pump fake crowd boos at Wentz after losing to the Rams.
 * After the first 3 games, Philly local radio proceeded to bitch and claim the Carson Wentz era was officially over.
 * They did beat the heavily injured 49ers though, which the Giants couldn't do.
 * One glaring issue throughout the season was Doug Pederson's decision to constantly go for 2
 * Fast forward to Week 10 they find themselves losing to a Giants team slowly getting back to their feet.
 * After this game, media began questioning Pederson's play calling, so his seat is heating up
 * Week 12 though was something else to talk about, with the game against the Seahawks already lost, Pederson decided to do his favorite thing and go for 2 after a garbage time touchdown. They got it successfully, but the kicker? Somebody bet $500k for Seattle to cover a 6.5 pt lead, the 2 pt conversion in garbage time put the final score at a 6 pt spread. Even when Pederson successfully goes for 2, somebody loses.
 * After losing to Browns in a very embarrassing fashion, the media was now questioning if it would be time to bench Carson Wentz for new QB Jalen Hurts
 * And benched Wentz was, surprising enough, this was in fact what Philly needed and they looked more competitive.
 * Wentz also did not take the benching well, he now wants out of Philly.
 * The Eagles wound up finishing last in the NFC Least, just 3 years after winning the Superbowl they were now back to irrelevance.
 * But it didn't just end there... the final game against the Washington Football Team was to determine if the Name Redacted or New York would go into the playoffs (So in a turn of events, Giants fans were rooting for the Eagles). Pederson, would wave the white flag and bench Jalen Hurts in the second half for Nate Sudfeld.
 * If team morale wasn't damaged enough, it was here, and Lurie noticed and fired Pederson a week later.