Tampa Bay Buccaneers

The Tompa Bay Buccaneers is a football team that plays in Tampa Bay, originally known as the Tampa Bay Buccaneers the team changed their name after the arrival of Tom Brady.

History
See: LOL Tampa Bay Buccaneers History

There was never a finer start to an NFL franchise than the Buccs, 26 straight losses and total owner cheapness. The sacrifice was rightful however as they were the first post-merger expansion team to win a division title. It only got sweeter as they would win their first Superbowl in 2002.

Following that, shit fell apart due to front office tensions and the team had to spend some time operating as a turnover bakery, headed by 2015 first overall draft pick Jameis Winston. The bakery closed in 2020 due to COVID and the team was taken over than by the futile overlord Tom Brady.